...so i touched it.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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