elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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