normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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