i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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