But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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