what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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