fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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