We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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