at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
This is the high leading the old right now
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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