put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I could fuck to npr.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
