So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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