I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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