im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
youre lurking in front of me
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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