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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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