too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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