Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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