SEEEEXXX PLEASE
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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