We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
she peed on how many people?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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