he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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