I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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