i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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