Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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