thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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