Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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