Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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