when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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