It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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