Pregnant stripper...not hot.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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