so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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