White coat. Heels.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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