He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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