Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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