also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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