forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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