You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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