the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
