So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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