The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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