If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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