I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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