I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I had to cum in my sink.
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