Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I came so hard my ears popped.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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