He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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