Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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