So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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