Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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