I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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