id be glad to
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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