I hope mine doesn't look like that
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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