i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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